I'm Wilma. Girl. No dragon tattoo. I love theatre, history, music that makes me orgasm and taking pictures. I split myself between two places (Stockholm-Tallinn), my current hub is Tallinn. Wherever my circus goes, there's always a party. If the party does end, I watch cat videos and blog about it all.

Thursday, January 05, 2017

My 2016 summary


Quick questions and answers to sum up 2016.
1. One word that describes 2016? Tank-topping.
2. Something that you hadn't done before? A lot of firsts this year. Bachelor degree. Being a accidental store manager. Getting a new job as a marketing coordinator. Probably getting married soon. Life's so good, it makes me want to vomit.
3. Which countries did you visit? 100 x Stockholm-Tallinn, Berlin, London, Helsinki (lol) and the most amazing trip to Italy (Milano-L'ago-Cinque Terre-Bologna-Venice-Asolo-Como).
4. Greatest achievement of 2016? 1. Actually managed to write my thesis and get a bachelor degree in Modern history and Swedish language. 2. Holding the fort together when I became a store manager, which lead to a new career path, the road to marketing and moving back to Estonia. 3. My Fred and our relationship is ♡.
5. Best purchase? A longboard, tickets to see Adele and Foals and investments that went into Airbnb in Stockholm, Italy and Tartu.
6. Something that made you really happy? The moment when we sat together with 100 Italians and ate the "End of summer" dinner. The moment when I found out the grade of my bachelor thesis. The moment when we understood with Fred that shit is getting serious. The moment when my best gäris were in the same room and we were having so much fun despite me leaving Stockholm the next day. 
7. Saddest moment?  When I found out at Adele's concert that my grandfather died, luckily everyone cried there for different reasons. Also the moment I walked on a plane and left Stockholm.
8. What song reminds you of 2016? Adele - Love in the dark. Foals - Total life forever. Julia Spada - Lägg dig ner.
9. Favourite TV show of 2016? Why have I answered this question every year? Everybody knows the answer, it has and will always be Õnne 13 and as of this year I have seen ALL the Õnne 13 episodes. Should have put that on the biggest achievement of 2016 list. To be fair "Ex on the beach Sverige" and "Paradise Hotel" gave a good competition to Õnne 13.
10. Favourite book of 2016? Embarrassing part is that the bachelor thesis took away my will to read. Now that is behind me and I can start reading again. Unfriend me!
11. Best record and concert 2016? Solange "A Seat At The Tabel" kicked Lemonade ass + Adele "25". Also had the honour to see Adele and Karenn live, that was amazing! And the Foals concert in Italy, Yannis Philippakis jumped on my hands! Best touch down in 2016!
12. How do you remember year 2016? In 2015 I wrote: "To be honest it has not been a great year, no extreme lows nor highs. 2015 was a needed step for something better, I hope." 2016 so kicked 2015 ass. Despite Brexit, Trump and nervous times around the world, my year has been amazing. I worked so hard and cried at times, but it payed off. Missing Stockholm so-so much *bought tickets to Sweden as I was writing this*.
13. Top three events of 2016? 1. Fred's surprise birthday party in March; 2. My graduation in June; 3. Our Italy trip with Erik and Laura in August (this is random order)

I choose this picture to represent the year 2016, I will call it "Sometimes lose, always win".
The (ex) prime minister of Estonia and I:

Monday, January 02, 2017

The funeral of 2016.

We have survived another 365 day journey around the sun, congratulations! 
Here is my New Year's Eve which was full of good company and a lot of glitter a.k.a. the best combo there is. 
(let's play a drinking game: every time I smile with my teeth you have to take a shot)

This dress was a show-stopper and jaw-dropper (I'm so humble today),
the glitter can be turned so that with seconds you can have a completely black or gold dress.
My friends just poked me the whole evening, there was a lot of touching.
*take a half shot*

The years have passed, but the boy is still the same.
*take a full shot*

The moment he realised that I was not wearing a bra.
*no shot, drink water instead*

If you look really closely than you can see my tramp stamp on my lower back.
*another shot must be taken*

The God of tits and wine.
*cheers, you have to take another shot*

I was so shiny that it burned his eyes,
or I was so pretty that he was holding back a boner.
*Fred's teeth are there, drink glass of milk*

The granny with her two favourite grandchildren.
*take two shots*

The years go by and I still annoy my friends with the self-timer.
*hooray, it's shot time!*

NB! This is Fred's gangsta face. He is bad to the bone.
*take a shot while listening rap music*

Our love-life is so synchronised that it is a bit scary.
*let's celebrate with a shot*

Epp does not want to play this drinking game,
so you have to take only two shots:

The premature ejaculation at 10:16pm:

The hot shots that took Fred's pulse away,
he got it back in 2017:

Blossa annual holiday mulled wine and I.
*Sry, I don't know how to smile without my teeth showing, another shot for you*

I love Fred, but I love drunk Fred even more.

Rehearsal for the midnight:

The emotions when the boys thought about Brexit and Trump.
They cried a little:

Few minutes away from 2017!

She celebrates the anniversary with her boyfriend on NYE, 
what a great bang!:

*take a shot and hurray for the year 2017*

Happy new year!
Head uut aastat!
Gott nytt år!

Looks like I'm in Berlin.
*God, you should be very drunk by now*

*Ok, now you have to drink a whole bottle of vodka*

Of course you spend the first minutes of 2017 in a car park squatting:

"2017, come at me bro!":

Drink, love and repeat!

Taukar was on our minds, because
"Vahel tundub veider, kuid su mõttest aru saan."

Tuesday, December 27, 2016

Christmas wiggle and jiggle

Christmas 2016 in a nutshell.
(Naughty or nice?)

1. My office that consist of three people decided to have a Christmas breakfast at Tchaikovsky.
Always classy, never trashy:

The most terrible first world problem is all-you-can-eat buffet.
Cannot stop...must take more:

2. Christmas is the most beautiful time of the year, then the Estonias who live abroad crawl back to the Motherland. That's why I had the possibility to hug Ella and Nelson 

Strike a pose!:

3. Look what the cat dragged in from Australia.
Pam froze her ass off, since she doesn't do winter anymore:

Shitty phone picture is shitty,
but Kopli friendship is real:

4. And then there's the ginger who always is around, or at least you thought so 
until she said that she is moving to Poland. Okou!:

One glass of Limoncello later we looked even prettier:

5. Little brother came home for Christmas and needed a new Tinder profile picture:

The lack of vitamin D and thereof:

Girls just want to have funDAMENTAL rights:

I cannot believe that she is a grandmother.
She is the hottest granny there is:

Hugs and drugs:

Thinking about how naughty and/or nice we were in 2016:

"Sup, dawg?!"

6. My colleague made the coolest gingerbread-man:

6. We also tried to take a "I have a relationship and you don't!" Christmas photo:

7. Breakfast-brunch-lunch-nibble-dinner and repeat.
We escaped the Christmas feast and went to Viru bog:

Fresh air intoxication at its best:

Some kilos were gained and some presents were given.
Great success: